Saturday, March 15, 2008
School : A place where papa pays and son plays
Life insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich
Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills
Marriage : Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears : The hydrolic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Conference room : A place where evrybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after
Doctor : a person who kills your ills by pills and kills you by bills
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom bomb : An invention to end all inventions
Life insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich
Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills
Marriage : Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears : The hydrolic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
Conference room : A place where evrybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after
Doctor : a person who kills your ills by pills and kills you by bills
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom bomb : An invention to end all inventions
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