Wacky Definitions !!!

Saturday, March 15, 2008

School : A place where papa pays and son plays

Life insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich

Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills

Marriage : Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears : The hydrolic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Conference room : A place where evrybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Politician :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after

Doctor : a person who kills your ills by pills and kills you by bills

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom bomb :
An invention to end all inventions

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