Magic..!!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

i got this email from one of my friend.. This is indeed a clever work. I did it many times. Can't figure out how it's done & what makes it work. Be sure to try it and yea if u find out trick do let me know...

http://www.learnenglish.org.uk/games/magic-gopher-central.swf

FuNNy PicTuReS...

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Whether they r doin worst thing???

Monday, March 17, 2008

"MEN REALLY MEAN"

Sunday, March 16, 2008

<sub>"It's a guy thing."
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means..."I have no idea how it works.

"We're going to be late."
Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"Take a break, honey,you're working too hard."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"

"It's a really good movie."
Really means...."It' s got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."

"That's women's work."
Really means...."It' s difficult, dirty, and thankless."

"You know how bad my memory is."
"Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means.... "...And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I can't find it."
Really means.... "It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"What did I do this time?"
Really means.... "What did you catch me at?"

"I heard you."
Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means.... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"You look terrific."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."

"We share the housework."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up!</sub>

Wacky Definitions !!!

Saturday, March 15, 2008

School : A place where papa pays and son plays

Life insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich

Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills

Marriage : Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears : The hydrolic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Conference room : A place where evrybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after

Doctor : a person who kills your ills by pills and kills you by bills

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom bomb : An invention to end all inventions

Female Brain..

Friday, March 14, 2008

source: email

Tongue Twister !!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister
his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?

she sells sea shells on the sea shore ,
but the sea shells that she sells,
on the sea shore are not the real ones
so she sells sea shells no more

A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see.
And all he could see Was sea, sea, sea

If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought
If the thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought so much.

Plz remind me 2 remind u abt reminding me 2
send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that
u never have 2 remind me to remember u!!!

As precious as you are to me,
As precious as no one can ever be,
I know all friends are hard to choose,
But you would be hard to loose.

If two witches would watch two watches
Which witch would watch which watch?

only in Russia..

interesting pictures...






source:http://sneezl.com/only-in-russia/?russian

7 secrets of success

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Ten Qoutes..

Monday, January 7, 2008

1.] If you are lazy to start anything, you may geta reputation for patience..

2.] I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people..

3.] Smile,it makes people wonder what you're thinking..

4.] By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong..

5.] There are two theories to arguing with women..Neither one works..

6.] Marriage are made in heaven..but so again are thunder and lightning..

7.] There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side..

8.] An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing..

9.] When you are right, no one remembers. When you are wrong, no one forgets..

10.] They say hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance..