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Lessons in Logic

Thursday, June 25, 2009

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity

I was born intelligent,
eduacation runied me

Practice makes the man perfect...
but nobody's perfect, so why practice???

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life

Your future depends on your dreams
so go to sleep

there should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

Hard work never killed anybody
But why take the risk

Work Facinates me
I can look it for hours

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So...why learn.

A humble Request

Monday, April 13, 2009

Kindly put a pot of full water in the balcony for birds to protect them in hot summer.
If your house is a row house type, request to do the same for animals.
We must protect our birds and animals, those who can't speak their troubles.
Kindly forward this message to all yours friends and relatives.

Excellent Thoughts

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

No one will manufacture a lock without a key. Similarly God won't give problems without solutions.
Mistakes are painful when they happen. But year's later collection of mistakes is called experience, which leads to success.
If you miss the opportunity don't fill your eyes with tears. It will hide another better opportunity in front of you.
No one can go back and change a bad beginning ; But anyone can start now and create a successful ending.
"Changing the Face" can change nothing. But "Facing the Change: can change everything. Don't complain about others; change yourself if you want peace.
If a problem can be solved, no need to worry about it. If a problem cannot be solved what is the use of worrying?
Every successful person has a painful story. Every painful story has a successful ending. Accept the pain and get ready for success.

Magic..!!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

i got this email from one of my friend.. This is indeed a clever work. I did it many times. Can't figure out how it's done & what makes it work. Be sure to try it and yea if u find out trick do let me know...

http://www.learnenglish.org.uk/games/magic-gopher-central.swf

FuNNy PicTuReS...

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Whether they r doin worst thing???

Monday, March 17, 2008

"MEN REALLY MEAN"

Sunday, March 16, 2008

_{"It's a guy thing."
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means..."I have no idea how it works.

"We're going to be late."
Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"Take a break, honey,you're working too hard."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"

"It's a really good movie."
Really means...."It' s got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."

"That's women's work."
Really means...."It' s difficult, dirty, and thankless."

"You know how bad my memory is."
"Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means.... "...And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I can't find it."
Really means.... "It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"What did I do this time?"
Really means.... "What did you catch me at?"

"I heard you."
Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means.... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"You look terrific."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."

"We share the housework."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up!}

Wacky Definitions !!!

Saturday, March 15, 2008

School : A place where papa pays and son plays

Life insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich

Nurse : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills

Marriage : Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears : The hydrolic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Conference room : A place where evrybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after

Doctor : a person who kills your ills by pills and kills you by bills

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom bomb : An invention to end all inventions

Female Brain..

Friday, March 14, 2008

source: email

Tongue Twister !!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister
his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

If a black bug bleeds black blood, what color blood does a blue bug bleed?

she sells sea shells on the sea shore ,
but the sea shells that she sells,
on the sea shore are not the real ones
so she sells sea shells no more

A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see.
And all he could see Was sea, sea, sea

If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought
If the thought I thought had been the thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought so much.

Plz remind me 2 remind u abt reminding me 2
send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that
u never have 2 remind me to remember u!!!

As precious as you are to me,
As precious as no one can ever be,
I know all friends are hard to choose,
But you would be hard to loose.

If two witches would watch two watches
Which witch would watch which watch?

only in Russia..

interesting pictures...

source:http://sneezl.com/only-in-russia/?russian

7 secrets of success

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Ten Qoutes..

Monday, January 7, 2008

1.] If you are lazy to start anything, you may geta reputation for patience..

2.] I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people..

3.] Smile,it makes people wonder what you're thinking..

4.] By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong..

5.] There are two theories to arguing with women..Neither one works..

6.] Marriage are made in heaven..but so again are thunder and lightning..

7.] There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side..

8.] An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing..

9.] When you are right, no one remembers. When you are wrong, no one forgets..

10.] They say hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance..

time for some logic..

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

If, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work !

In other words,

Human that dont enjoy = Donkey that work

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Men - eat + sleep +earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,

Men that dont earn money = Donkeys

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Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Women = Donkeys + spend
If, Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,

Women that dont spend = Donkeys

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So the Conclusion is :

Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys !

Women spend not to let men become Donkeys !

type of girls..!!

Friday, December 28, 2007

~*~Type Of Girls~*~

HARD DISK GIRLS:

she remembers everything, FOREVER

RAM GIRLS:

she forget about you, the moment turn her off

WINDOW GIRLS:

everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live

without her.

SCREENSAVER GIRLS:

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

INTERNET GIRLS:

Difficult to access

SERVER GIRLS:

Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:

She make horrible thing look beautiful

CD-ROM GIRLS:

She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL GIRLS:

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

VIRUS GIRLS:

Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes,

install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall

her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will

lose everything...

awesome lyrics !!

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Kyon chalti hai pawan, Due to Varying pressure zone formation. Kyon jhoome hai gagan, Because of earth's revolution. Kyon machalta hai mann, Problems with respiration. Na tum jaano na hum. But I just gave all the reasons! Kyon aati hai bahaar, Because of a change in season, Kyon lutata hai karaar, Suffering from mental tension. Kyon hota hai pyaar, Because of opposites' attraction. Na tum jaano na hum. Seems you didn't pay enough attention. Kyon gum hai har disha, Because you have a poor sense of direction. Kyon hota hai nasha, Because of drug addiction. Kyon aata hai mazaa, Brains response to physical sensation. Na tum jaano na hum. Even after all the explanations?

woman dictonary !!i

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Woman Dictionary ..

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? =Too late, you're dead

from a women herself !!!

Advertising !!!

i got this interesting email from one of my friend and thought to share it..

this is the hoarding Jet Airways put at a busy road ..

see what happened NEXT..

After a few days....

and Finally... !!

Death of a Leaf..

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Do U C a Face???

HEADLINES Dated 1st JAN'2023

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

1.] President Sonia Gandhi and Prime Minister Priyanka Gandhi receive Italy prime minister Rahul Gandhi

2.] Dhoom 17 ready for release

3.] i will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar

4.] salman , Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya's 3rd marriage

5.] Abhi to main Jawan hoon - Dev Anand

6.] Petrol Rs. 999/litre

7.] Kyunki saas bhi lakhi bahu thi completd 250000 episodes and Baa has completed 400 yrs.

8.] coach Ganguly resigns, as India is knocked out of World Cup in 1st round after losing to Korea

9.] Siddhu launches his own T.v channel where he can speak and laugh for the whole day.

10.] After giving 49 flop movie in a row Himesh Reshamiya is coming in hollywood romantic movie sequel Titanic 3