time for some logic..

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

If, Human - enjoy = Donkey + work !

In other words,

Human that dont enjoy = Donkey that work

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Men - eat + sleep +earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,

Men that dont earn money = Donkeys

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Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Women = Donkeys + spend
If, Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,

Women that dont spend = Donkeys

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So the Conclusion is :

Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys !

Women spend not to let men become Donkeys !

type of girls..!!

Friday, December 28, 2007

~*~Type Of Girls~*~

HARD DISK GIRLS:

she remembers everything, FOREVER

RAM GIRLS:

she forget about you, the moment turn her off

WINDOW GIRLS:

everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live

without her.

SCREENSAVER GIRLS:

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

INTERNET GIRLS:

Difficult to access

SERVER GIRLS:

Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:

She make horrible thing look beautiful

CD-ROM GIRLS:

She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL GIRLS:

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

VIRUS GIRLS:

Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes,

install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall

her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will

lose everything...

awesome lyrics !!

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Kyon chalti hai pawan,
Due to Varying pressure zone formation.

Kyon jhoome hai gagan,
Because of earth's revolution.

Kyon machalta hai mann,
Problems with respiration.

Na tum jaano na hum.
But I just gave all the reasons!

Kyon aati hai bahaar,
Because of a change in season,

Kyon lutata hai karaar,
Suffering from mental tension.

Kyon hota hai pyaar,
Because of opposites' attraction.

Na tum jaano na hum.
Seems you didn't pay enough attention.

Kyon gum hai har disha,
Because you have a poor sense of direction.

Kyon hota hai nasha,
Because of drug addiction.

Kyon aata hai mazaa,
Brains response to physical sensation.

Na tum jaano na hum.
Even after all the explanations?

woman dictonary !!i

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Woman Dictionary ..

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure go ahead = I don't want you to

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

Are you listening to me!? =Too late, you're dead

from a women herself !!!

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see what happened NEXT..

After a few days....


and Finally... !!