Interesting Things

Lessons in Logic

Thursday, June 25, 2009

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity

I was born intelligent,
eduacation runied me

Practice makes the man perfect...
but nobody's perfect, so why practice???

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life

Your future depends on your dreams
so go to sleep

there should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

Hard work never killed anybody
But why take the risk

Work Facinates me
I can look it for hours

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So...why learn.

A humble Request

Monday, April 13, 2009

Kindly put a pot of full water in the balcony for birds to protect them in hot summer.
If your house is a row house type, request to do the same for animals.
We must protect our birds and animals, those who can't speak their troubles.
Kindly forward this message to all yours friends and relatives.

Excellent Thoughts

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

No one will manufacture a lock without a key. Similarly God won't give problems without solutions.
Mistakes are painful when they happen. But year's later collection of mistakes is called experience, which leads to success.
If you miss the opportunity don't fill your eyes with tears. It will hide another better opportunity in front of you.
No one can go back and change a bad beginning ; But anyone can start now and create a successful ending.
"Changing the Face" can change nothing. But "Facing the Change: can change everything. Don't complain about others; change yourself if you want peace.
If a problem can be solved, no need to worry about it. If a problem cannot be solved what is the use of worrying?
Every successful person has a painful story. Every painful story has a successful ending. Accept the pain and get ready for success.

Magic..!!

Thursday, March 20, 2008

i got this email from one of my friend.. This is indeed a clever work. I did it many times. Can't figure out how it's done & what makes it work. Be sure to try it and yea if u find out trick do let me know...

http://www.learnenglish.org.uk/games/magic-gopher-central.swf

FuNNy PicTuReS...

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Whether they r doin worst thing???

Monday, March 17, 2008

"MEN REALLY MEAN"

Sunday, March 16, 2008

_{"It's a guy thing."
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means..."I have no idea how it works.

"We're going to be late."
Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."

"Take a break, honey,you're working too hard."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"That's interesting, dear."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"

"It's a really good movie."
Really means...."It' s got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."

"That's women's work."
Really means...."It' s difficult, dirty, and thankless."

"You know how bad my memory is."
"Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."

"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means.... "...And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I can't find it."
Really means.... "It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"What did I do this time?"
Really means.... "What did you catch me at?"

"I heard you."
Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

"You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means.... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."

"You look terrific."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."

"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."

"We share the housework."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up!}